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We Came We Saw We Made It Worse ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

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We Came We Saw We Made It Worse ~ Conquest Was Never the Plan

A group motto for crews who arrive at a calm port and leave it with a story the bartender tells for years. Get one for every member so the security footage is at least coordinated.

  • Matching Crew Motto: Buy the set for the trip where nobody is innocent and everybody has photos.
  • Cruise Cabin Chaos: By day two the steward knows your names; by day four he has asked for a transfer.
  • Collective Responsibility: The Questionable Choices Club counts a group entry as one application with several signatures.


Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood