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We Came We Saw We Made It Worse ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

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We Came We Saw We Made It Worse ~ Conquest Was Never the Plan

A group motto for crews who arrive at a calm port and leave it with a story the bartender tells for years. Get one for every member so the security footage is at least coordinated.

  • Matching Crew Motto: Buy the set for the trip where nobody is innocent and everybody has photos.
  • Cruise Cabin Chaos: By day two the steward knows your names; by day four he has asked for a transfer.
  • Collective Responsibility: The Questionable Choices Club counts a group entry as one application with several signatures.


Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure