We Came We Saw We Made It Worse ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
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We Came We Saw We Made It Worse ~ Conquest Was Never the Plan
A group motto for crews who arrive at a calm port and leave it with a story the bartender tells for years. Get one for every member so the security footage is at least coordinated.
- Matching Crew Motto: Buy the set for the trip where nobody is innocent and everybody has photos.
- Cruise Cabin Chaos: By day two the steward knows your names; by day four he has asked for a transfer.
- Collective Responsibility: The Questionable Choices Club counts a group entry as one application with several signatures.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
