Water Is for Sailing Rum Is for Drinking ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

Water Is for Sailing Rum Is for Drinking ~ A Clear Division of Labour

Every liquid has a purpose. The ocean holds the boat up, the ice keeps the glass cold, and the rum does what rum has always done. Confusing the three leads to a very dull afternoon.

• Beach Bar Philosophy: Said to the friend who keeps sliding a glass of water across the table with that look.
• Hydration Lecture Deflector: Eight glasses a day was a suggestion, and the suggestion was taken under advisement.
• Sailor's Rulebook: The Rum Locker keeps the sea in its lane and the bottle in yours.

Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood