Water Is for Sailing Rum Is for Drinking ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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Water Is for Sailing Rum Is for Drinking ~ A Clear Division of Labour
Every liquid has a purpose. The ocean holds the boat up, the ice keeps the glass cold, and the rum does what rum has always done. Confusing the three leads to a very dull afternoon.
- Beach Bar Philosophy: Said to the friend who keeps sliding a glass of water across the table with that look.
- Hydration Lecture Deflector: Eight glasses a day was a suggestion, and the suggestion was taken under advisement.
- Sailor's Rulebook: The Rum Locker keeps the sea in its lane and the bottle in yours.
Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure
