Water Is for Sailing Rum Is for Drinking ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
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Water Is for Sailing Rum Is for Drinking ~ A Clear Division of Labour
Every liquid has a purpose. The ocean holds the boat up, the ice keeps the glass cold, and the rum does what rum has always done. Confusing the three leads to a very dull afternoon.
- Beach Bar Philosophy: Said to the friend who keeps sliding a glass of water across the table with that look.
- Hydration Lecture Deflector: Eight glasses a day was a suggestion, and the suggestion was taken under advisement.
- Sailor's Rulebook: The Rum Locker keeps the sea in its lane and the bottle in yours.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
