Warranty Expired Three Shipwrecks Ago ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
$49.99
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Designed by Damien, Founder
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Out of Warranty ~ Still Seaworthy
The manufacturer stopped answering decades ago. Parts are no longer stocked. The hinges complain in the morning and the memory drops a name now and then, yet the vessel keeps leaving the harbor.
- Milestone birthdays, handled: Fifty, sixty, seventy, each one another shipwreck survived and another excuse for cake.
- For the friend who jokes first: Give it to the one who already calls their knees antique and their back a weather station.
- Kind at the core: The laugh is about the mileage, never the driver, and the driver has stories.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
