Warranty Expired Three Shipwrecks Ago ~ Comfort Colors Tee

Out of Warranty ~ Still Seaworthy

The manufacturer stopped answering decades ago. Parts are no longer stocked. The hinges complain in the morning and the memory drops a name now and then, yet the vessel keeps leaving the harbor.

• Milestone birthdays, handled: Fifty, sixty, seventy, each one another shipwreck survived and another excuse for cake.
• For the friend who jokes first: Give it to the one who already calls their knees antique and their back a weather station.
• Kind at the core: The laugh is about the mileage, never the driver, and the driver has stories.