Wanted Since 1718 ~ Ornament
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Three Centuries on the Run and Counting
Certain relatives arrive at Thanksgiving already disagreeing with the seating plan. This one is for them ~ the sibling who never signed the group card, the uncle about to settle down since 1990, the daughter who was told no and heard maybe.
- The Family Rebel: A birthday or holiday pick for whoever gets called a lot and takes it as a compliment.
- The History Behind the Year: Blackbeard was killed on 22 November 1718 at Ocracoke Inlet, North Carolina, by a Royal Navy party under Lt Robert Maynard. The poster itself is invented; nobody real is speaking.
- Still at Large: Works for the friend who treats every deadline as a polite suggestion.
Small enough to stash in a card, bold enough to rule the tree. Pirate Dayz offers it in ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches, hanging string in the box, and it cleans up with a damp cloth.
