Wanted Since 1718 ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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Three Centuries on the Run and Counting
Certain relatives arrive at Thanksgiving already disagreeing with the seating plan. This one is for them ~ the sibling who never signed the group card, the uncle about to settle down since 1990, the daughter who was told no and heard maybe.
- The Family Rebel: A birthday or holiday pick for whoever gets called a lot and takes it as a compliment.
- The History Behind the Year: Blackbeard was killed on 22 November 1718 at Ocracoke Inlet, North Carolina, by a Royal Navy party under Lt Robert Maynard. The poster itself is invented; nobody real is speaking.
- Still at Large: Works for the friend who treats every deadline as a polite suggestion.
Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure
