Wanted Since 1718 ~ Comfort Colors Tee

Three Centuries on the Run and Counting

Certain relatives arrive at Thanksgiving already disagreeing with the seating plan. This one is for them ~ the sibling who never signed the group card, the uncle about to settle down since 1990, the daughter who was told no and heard maybe.

• The Family Rebel: A birthday or holiday pick for whoever gets called a lot and takes it as a compliment.
• The History Behind the Year: Blackbeard was killed on 22 November 1718 at Ocracoke Inlet, North Carolina, by a Royal Navy party under Lt Robert Maynard. The poster itself is invented; nobody real is speaking.
• Still at Large: Works for the friend who treats every deadline as a polite suggestion.