Wanted Since 1718 ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee

Three Centuries on the Run and Counting

Certain relatives arrive at Thanksgiving already disagreeing with the seating plan. This one is for them ~ the sibling who never signed the group card, the uncle about to settle down since 1990, the daughter who was told no and heard maybe.

• The Family Rebel: A birthday or holiday pick for whoever gets called a lot and takes it as a compliment.
• The History Behind the Year: Blackbeard was killed on 22 November 1718 at Ocracoke Inlet, North Carolina, by a Royal Navy party under Lt Robert Maynard. The poster itself is invented; nobody real is speaking.
• Still at Large: Works for the friend who treats every deadline as a polite suggestion.

Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer