Wanted Crimes Against Good Judgment ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
$50.99
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Wanted ~ Reward Depends on the Mood
The charges are long and mostly accurate: the second bottle, the detour, the karaoke, and the group tattoo that very nearly happened. The authorities have given up. The relatives are still collecting evidence.
- Put the culprit's name up: Enter the name, up to 14 letters, in the personalization box before adding to cart and it appears right where the poster leaves room for it.
- Built for the birthday roast: Fortieth, fiftieth, sixtieth, or any retirement party where the speeches are longer than the career.
- Perfect for the family troublemaker: Brothers, uncles, best friends and the aunt who started it all.
Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure
