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Walking the Plank Historically Overrated ~ Premium Hoodie

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Great Scene, Terrible Sourcing

Nothing ruins a dinner party faster than the guest who knows the famous bit never really happened, and nothing makes that guest happier. For the podcast listener who pauses to fact-check, the history teacher with a myths unit, and the trivia captain who wins on the bonus round.

  • Fact Check: Walking the plank is almost undocumented for Golden Age pirates; the few recorded cases are later, and the idea was popularized by 19th-century fiction, notably Stevenson's Treasure Island in 1883, and by film.
  • Teacher Appreciation: End of year, start of year, or the week the state test is finally over.
  • Correct, Annoyingly: For the friend who is right too often and knows it.


Damien keeps one aboard for the night watch, when the sea spray turns cold and the stars come out ~ this Comfort Colors garment-dyed hoodie has a soft cotton face over warm fleece, a jersey-lined hood with a flat cord and a front pouch for the compass and the snacks ~ relaxed fit, rolled-forward shoulders, sizes S through 2XL