Voluntary Participant ~ Ornament
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Voluntary Participant ~ Nobody Forced Me, Sadly
Some people get dragged onto the boat trip. Others read the plan, knew it was a terrible idea, and showed up early with snacks. This is for the second group.
- Cruise Gift: Perfect for anyone heading out on a family sea voyage.
- Group Trip Survivor: For the friend who always agrees to the chaos.
- Self Aware: Owning the mess is half the fun.
Every crew needs a flag, even the one that only sails as far as the living room. This round ornament comes in ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches, string included, and a damp cloth is all the care it asks.
