Vacationing Like a Wanted Criminal ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

Off the Grid ~ On Purpose

Phone in the safe. Forwarding address unknown. Last seen boarding something with a pool deck and no return date worth mentioning. The grandchildren have been told the coordinates are classified.

• For couples who travel like fugitives: Back-to-back cruises, a month in the Keys, and a porch at home gathering dust.
• A send-off gift for the retired traveler: Bon voyage parties, anniversary trips and the neighbor who is never home when the mail comes.
• Buy the matching pair: One escapee is a vacation, two is a conspiracy, and conspiracies get better cabin photos.

Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood