Vacationing Like a Wanted Criminal ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
$49.99
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Designed by Damien, Founder
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Off the Grid ~ On Purpose
Phone in the safe. Forwarding address unknown. Last seen boarding something with a pool deck and no return date worth mentioning. The grandchildren have been told the coordinates are classified.
- For couples who travel like fugitives: Back-to-back cruises, a month in the Keys, and a porch at home gathering dust.
- A send-off gift for the retired traveler: Bon voyage parties, anniversary trips and the neighbor who is never home when the mail comes.
- Buy the matching pair: One escapee is a vacation, two is a conspiracy, and conspiracies get better cabin photos.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
