Vacationing Like a Wanted Criminal ~ Comfort Colors Tee

Off the Grid ~ On Purpose

Phone in the safe. Forwarding address unknown. Last seen boarding something with a pool deck and no return date worth mentioning. The grandchildren have been told the coordinates are classified.

• For couples who travel like fugitives: Back-to-back cruises, a month in the Keys, and a porch at home gathering dust.
• A send-off gift for the retired traveler: Bon voyage parties, anniversary trips and the neighbor who is never home when the mail comes.
• Buy the matching pair: One escapee is a vacation, two is a conspiracy, and conspiracies get better cabin photos.