Undefeated Hide and Seek Champion Since 565 ~ Comfort Colors Tee

Fourteen Centuries ~ Nobody Has Found Her

The story starts with a monk and a splash in 565, and the loch has kept its secret ever since. Sonar, drones, a great many blurry photographs, and still the champion remains undiscovered and uninterested.

• For the loch faithful: A gift for the friend who has made the pilgrimage to Drumnadrochit, the cousin who believes, and anyone who cheers for the one that got away.
• Title defense, ongoing: Fourteen hundred years, zero confirmed sightings, one very smug resident.
• Hiding in plain sight in: Part of Here Be Monsters, the Scottish wing.