Two Weeks Notice Delivered by Cannon ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
$50.99
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Resignation Accepted ~ Through the Wall
The letter is drafted. The exit is planned. The only question left is delivery, and after eight years of being asked to be a team player, a quiet handoff seems like a missed opportunity.
- For the one about to leave: Buy it for the friend who rehearses her quitting speech in the shower, the coworker counting down to a last day she has not announced yet, and anyone with a drafts folder full of goodbyes.
- Delivery method: Loud, direct, and impossible to lose in the inbox.
- Fired from: Part of Modern Scoundrels, with a fuse and a smile.
Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure
