Two Weeks Notice Delivered by Cannon ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
$49.99
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Designed by Damien, Founder
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Resignation Accepted ~ Through the Wall
The letter is drafted. The exit is planned. The only question left is delivery, and after eight years of being asked to be a team player, a quiet handoff seems like a missed opportunity.
- For the one about to leave: Buy it for the friend who rehearses her quitting speech in the shower, the coworker counting down to a last day she has not announced yet, and anyone with a drafts folder full of goodbyes.
- Delivery method: Loud, direct, and impossible to lose in the inbox.
- Fired from: Part of Modern Scoundrels, with a fuse and a smile.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer



