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Two Weeks Notice Delivered by Cannon ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee

$49.99

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Resignation Accepted ~ Through the Wall

The letter is drafted. The exit is planned. The only question left is delivery, and after eight years of being asked to be a team player, a quiet handoff seems like a missed opportunity.

  • For the one about to leave: Buy it for the friend who rehearses her quitting speech in the shower, the coworker counting down to a last day she has not announced yet, and anyone with a drafts folder full of goodbyes.
  • Delivery method: Loud, direct, and impossible to lose in the inbox.
  • Fired from: Part of Modern Scoundrels, with a fuse and a smile.


Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer