Two Weeks Notice Delivered by Cannon ~ Comfort Colors Tee

Resignation Accepted ~ Through the Wall

The letter is drafted. The exit is planned. The only question left is delivery, and after eight years of being asked to be a team player, a quiet handoff seems like a missed opportunity.

• For the one about to leave: Buy it for the friend who rehearses her quitting speech in the shower, the coworker counting down to a last day she has not announced yet, and anyone with a drafts folder full of goodbyes.
• Delivery method: Loud, direct, and impossible to lose in the inbox.
• Fired from: Part of Modern Scoundrels, with a fuse and a smile.