Too Salty for Delicate Sailors ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

Too Salty for Delicate Sailors ~ Thin Skins Should Stay Ashore

Her jokes are sharp, her laugh is loud and her vocabulary was learned at the docks. Sensitive souls tend to excuse themselves early. The rest pull up a chair.

• Bold Friend: For the woman who says exactly what everyone else is thinking.
• Tea Party Joke: A laugh for anyone who has scandalized a polite gathering.
• Fair Warning: She comes as advertised.

Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood