Too Old for Mutiny ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

Mutiny Retired ~ Mischief Still Taking Bookings

Overthrowing anything takes knees that bend and a tolerance for meetings. Both are gone. Sneaking a second dessert past the doctor's orders, however, requires nothing but opportunity.

• The 60th and 70th birthday pick: For the guest of honor who still closes the party and blames the grandkids for the noise.
• Grandpa and grandma both qualify: Mischief is not a gendered sport, and neither is pretending not to hear the dinner bell.
• Warm, cheeky, never mean: The joke is on the knees, not the person, and the person will laugh loudest.

Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood