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Too Old for Mutiny ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

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Mutiny Retired ~ Mischief Still Taking Bookings

Overthrowing anything takes knees that bend and a tolerance for meetings. Both are gone. Sneaking a second dessert past the doctor's orders, however, requires nothing but opportunity.

  • The 60th and 70th birthday pick: For the guest of honor who still closes the party and blames the grandkids for the noise.
  • Grandpa and grandma both qualify: Mischief is not a gendered sport, and neither is pretending not to hear the dinner bell.
  • Warm, cheeky, never mean: The joke is on the knees, not the person, and the person will laugh loudest.


Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure