Too Old for Mutiny ~ Comfort Colors Tee

Mutiny Retired ~ Mischief Still Taking Bookings

Overthrowing anything takes knees that bend and a tolerance for meetings. Both are gone. Sneaking a second dessert past the doctor's orders, however, requires nothing but opportunity.

• The 60th and 70th birthday pick: For the guest of honor who still closes the party and blames the grandkids for the noise.
• Grandpa and grandma both qualify: Mischief is not a gendered sport, and neither is pretending not to hear the dinner bell.
• Warm, cheeky, never mean: The joke is on the knees, not the person, and the person will laugh loudest.