Too Old for Mutiny ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee

Mutiny Retired ~ Mischief Still Taking Bookings

Overthrowing anything takes knees that bend and a tolerance for meetings. Both are gone. Sneaking a second dessert past the doctor's orders, however, requires nothing but opportunity.

• The 60th and 70th birthday pick: For the guest of honor who still closes the party and blames the grandkids for the noise.
• Grandpa and grandma both qualify: Mischief is not a gendered sport, and neither is pretending not to hear the dinner bell.
• Warm, cheeky, never mean: The joke is on the knees, not the person, and the person will laugh loudest.

Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer