Too Old for Drama Perfect Age for Mutiny ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

Patience Expired ~ Rebellion Fully Funded

At twenty-five she argued. At thirty-five she explained. Now she simply changes the plan without a meeting and lets the rest of them discover it. Nobody has outvoted her since.

• For the woman who stopped negotiating: Fortieth, fiftieth and sixtieth birthdays, or the day she left the group chat for good.
• Sisters and best friends, take note: The gift for the one who skips the drama and goes straight to the overthrow.
• Mutinies with Pirate Queens: A collection for women whose quiet years are over and whose captain years have begun.

Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood