Free shipping on all orders over $99

Too Much Woman for One Ship ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

$51.99

Shipping calculated at checkout.

Color

  • Happiness Guaranteed ~ 30-Day Returns
  • For the Beautifully Disreputable
  • Ships Fast from USA
  • Designed by Damien, Founder

Description

Too Much Woman ~ Fleet Required

The room gets louder when she arrives and quieter when she leaves, and both are on purpose. A birthday present for the friend who has never once fit inside anyone's expectations and stopped apologizing for it years ago.

  • For the big-presence friend: The sister who runs the group chat, the aunt who runs the reunion, the woman who has been called 'a lot' as if that were a complaint.
  • Capacity warning: One vessel was never going to be enough. Several have tried.
  • Anchored in: Pirate Queens, with room to spare.


Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood