Tiny Dinosaur Big Opinions ~ Ornament
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Description
Sixty Million Years of Attitude in One Small Package
He weighs less than a sandwich and has strong views on your haircut, the vacuum, and the man who delivers packages. His ancestors ruled the planet. He has not forgotten.
- For bird owners who know the lineage: Conures, budgies and lovebirds carry themselves like they still have teeth.
- Dinosaur nerds, rejoice: The gift for anyone who corrects the museum placard and feeds a cockatiel.
- Nested in Parrot Problems: Where the smallest creature in the house holds the loudest opinions.
Pirate Dayz made this round ornament for the tree that secretly wants to be a mast. Pick ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches, and it arrives with its hanging string. A wipe with a damp cloth keeps it shipshape for many Decembers.



