Tiny Dinosaur Big Opinions ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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Sixty Million Years of Attitude in One Small Package
He weighs less than a sandwich and has strong views on your haircut, the vacuum, and the man who delivers packages. His ancestors ruled the planet. He has not forgotten.
- For bird owners who know the lineage: Conures, budgies and lovebirds carry themselves like they still have teeth.
- Dinosaur nerds, rejoice: The gift for anyone who corrects the museum placard and feeds a cockatiel.
- Nested in Parrot Problems: Where the smallest creature in the house holds the loudest opinions.
Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure
