Tiny Dinosaur Big Opinions ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
$49.99
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Sixty Million Years of Attitude in One Small Package
He weighs less than a sandwich and has strong views on your haircut, the vacuum, and the man who delivers packages. His ancestors ruled the planet. He has not forgotten.
- For bird owners who know the lineage: Conures, budgies and lovebirds carry themselves like they still have teeth.
- Dinosaur nerds, rejoice: The gift for anyone who corrects the museum placard and feeds a cockatiel.
- Nested in Parrot Problems: Where the smallest creature in the house holds the loudest opinions.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
