Their Safety Briefing My Safety Briefing ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

Their Safety Briefing My Safety Briefing ~ Attendance Was Technically Taken

The muster drill said find your station, stay calm and follow the crew. Yours said find the bar, stay hydrated and follow the music. For cruise passengers who have heard the lifejacket speech so often they could run it, and never once listened.

• Muster Drill Dropout: Was present, was counted, was already thinking about the sail-away party.
• Rule-Skipper's Handbook: For the one who reads the pool sign and does the opposite in order.
• Personal Protocol: Sun, snacks, a seat near the exit, and no further questions.

Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood