Their Safety Briefing My Safety Briefing ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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Their Safety Briefing My Safety Briefing ~ Attendance Was Technically Taken
The muster drill said find your station, stay calm and follow the crew. Yours said find the bar, stay hydrated and follow the music. For cruise passengers who have heard the lifejacket speech so often they could run it, and never once listened.
- Muster Drill Dropout: Was present, was counted, was already thinking about the sail-away party.
- Rule-Skipper's Handbook: For the one who reads the pool sign and does the opposite in order.
- Personal Protocol: Sun, snacks, a seat near the exit, and no further questions.
Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure
