Their Safety Briefing My Safety Briefing ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
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Their Safety Briefing My Safety Briefing ~ Attendance Was Technically Taken
The muster drill said find your station, stay calm and follow the crew. Yours said find the bar, stay hydrated and follow the music. For cruise passengers who have heard the lifejacket speech so often they could run it, and never once listened.
- Muster Drill Dropout: Was present, was counted, was already thinking about the sail-away party.
- Rule-Skipper's Handbook: For the one who reads the pool sign and does the opposite in order.
- Personal Protocol: Sun, snacks, a seat near the exit, and no further questions.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
