The Warning Signs Were Beautifully Decorated ~ Comfort Colors Tee

The Warning Signs Were Beautifully Decorated ~ Hard to Read, Easy to Admire

Everyone saw the flags. They were just so nicely arranged, with such good lighting, that it felt rude not to walk straight past them. Divorce parties are where this gets its first big laugh, usually from the friend who said so at the time.

• Divorce Party Toast Starter: For the newly free woman who can finally admit the signs were there and laugh about how pretty they were.
• Romantic With Receipts: A gift for whoever falls hard, learns slowly and tells it brilliantly over the second bottle.
• Red Flag Archive of the Club: Filed in the Questionable Choices Club under things that looked lovely from a distance.