The Treasure Wasn't Lost I Relocated It ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

The Treasure Wasn't Lost I Relocated It ~ To a Very Safe Place, Apparently

The passport is in a safe place. The spare key is in a safe place. The good jewellery is in a place so safe that nobody, including the person who chose it, will ever see it again. Nothing is lost. It is simply in storage with an unknown address.

• Safe Place Specialist: For whoever hides the birthday present in October and finds it the following March.
• The Spouse Who Moves Things: A gift for the partner who tidies the counter and triggers a search party for the car keys.
• Misplaced Wing of the Loot Line: Somewhere in X Marks the Loot, where the hoard is intact and the map is the problem.

Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood