The Treasure Wasn't Lost I Relocated It ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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The Treasure Wasn't Lost I Relocated It ~ To a Very Safe Place, Apparently
The passport is in a safe place. The spare key is in a safe place. The good jewellery is in a place so safe that nobody, including the person who chose it, will ever see it again. Nothing is lost. It is simply in storage with an unknown address.
- Safe Place Specialist: For whoever hides the birthday present in October and finds it the following March.
- The Spouse Who Moves Things: A gift for the partner who tidies the counter and triggers a search party for the car keys.
- Misplaced Wing of the Loot Line: Somewhere in X Marks the Loot, where the hoard is intact and the map is the problem.
Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure
