The Treasure Wasn't Lost I Relocated It ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
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The Treasure Wasn't Lost I Relocated It ~ To a Very Safe Place, Apparently
The passport is in a safe place. The spare key is in a safe place. The good jewellery is in a place so safe that nobody, including the person who chose it, will ever see it again. Nothing is lost. It is simply in storage with an unknown address.
- Safe Place Specialist: For whoever hides the birthday present in October and finds it the following March.
- The Spouse Who Moves Things: A gift for the partner who tidies the counter and triggers a search party for the car keys.
- Misplaced Wing of the Loot Line: Somewhere in X Marks the Loot, where the hoard is intact and the map is the problem.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
