The Treasure Wasn't Lost I Relocated It ~ Comfort Colors Tee

The Treasure Wasn't Lost I Relocated It ~ To a Very Safe Place, Apparently

The passport is in a safe place. The spare key is in a safe place. The good jewellery is in a place so safe that nobody, including the person who chose it, will ever see it again. Nothing is lost. It is simply in storage with an unknown address.

• Safe Place Specialist: For whoever hides the birthday present in October and finds it the following March.
• The Spouse Who Moves Things: A gift for the partner who tidies the counter and triggers a search party for the car keys.
• Misplaced Wing of the Loot Line: Somewhere in X Marks the Loot, where the hoard is intact and the map is the problem.