The Tavern Knows More Than My Therapist ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

The Tavern Knows More Than My Therapist ~ And Charges Less Per Hour

The therapist has notes. The bartender has the full transcript, the names, the dates and a strong opinion about the ex. One of them sees you on Thursdays. The other has seen you on every Thursday since 2014 and still pours before you sit.

• Regular's Corner Stool: For the one with a tab, a usual and a confidant who happens to be holding a bar towel.
• Bartender's Side of the Story: A gift for the professional who has heard every secret in town and keeps all of them, mostly.
• Listening Post of the Locker: The Rum Locker hears everything, writes nothing down and never asks how that made you feel.

Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood