The Tavern Knows More Than My Therapist ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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The Tavern Knows More Than My Therapist ~ And Charges Less Per Hour
The therapist has notes. The bartender has the full transcript, the names, the dates and a strong opinion about the ex. One of them sees you on Thursdays. The other has seen you on every Thursday since 2014 and still pours before you sit.
- Regular's Corner Stool: For the one with a tab, a usual and a confidant who happens to be holding a bar towel.
- Bartender's Side of the Story: A gift for the professional who has heard every secret in town and keeps all of them, mostly.
- Listening Post of the Locker: The Rum Locker hears everything, writes nothing down and never asks how that made you feel.
Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure
