The Tavern Knows More Than My Therapist ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
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The Tavern Knows More Than My Therapist ~ And Charges Less Per Hour
The therapist has notes. The bartender has the full transcript, the names, the dates and a strong opinion about the ex. One of them sees you on Thursdays. The other has seen you on every Thursday since 2014 and still pours before you sit.
- Regular's Corner Stool: For the one with a tab, a usual and a confidant who happens to be holding a bar towel.
- Bartender's Side of the Story: A gift for the professional who has heard every secret in town and keeps all of them, mostly.
- Listening Post of the Locker: The Rum Locker hears everything, writes nothing down and never asks how that made you feel.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
