The Tavern Has Declared Me a Landmark ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
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The Tavern Has Declared Me a Landmark ~ Tour Groups Stop at the Corner Stool
Thirty years on the same seat earns a person a plaque, or at least a nod from the new staff who were warned about him on their first shift. Visitors get directions by it. Turn left at the old boy with the pint and the opinions.
- Retirement Honour, Locally: For the man who left the job and kept the schedule, just with a different desk.
- Local Legend's Plaque: A gift from the regulars who could not get the council to put up a proper one.
- Heritage Listing of the Locker: The Rum Locker protects a few historic fixtures, and this one is not to be moved.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
