The Spanish Main Had No Refund Policy ~ Comfort Colors Tee

All Transactions Final ~ Especially the Involuntary Ones

The Spanish Main was the name for Spain's mainland holdings along the Caribbean and the Gulf of Mexico, and later for the sea lanes that carried its goods home. A great deal changed hands along that coast. Almost none of it came with a receipt.

• For the one who has worked a returns counter: A gift for the retail veteran who has heard every story, the manager who knows the policy by heart, and the friend who still tries to return things from 2017.
• Customer service, 1600s: No receipt, no exchange, no manager to speak to, and the complaint department had cannons.
• Rung up in: Part of Pirate History & Legends, where the return policy was decided by whoever had more guns.