The Plank Club ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

The Plank Club ~ Membership Is Involuntary

Nobody applies to join. One Saturday the lights come up early, a bouncer points at the door, and the paperwork takes care of itself. Lifetime status follows, whether the honoree wanted it or not.

• For the whole table: Order a set for the friend group with a standing ban at one establishment and a warm welcome at the next.
• Credentials verified: Every member has a story, and at least two witnesses who disagree about it.
• Club headquarters: Modern Scoundrels, near the exit.

Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood