The Plank Club ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

The Plank Club ~ Membership Is Involuntary

Nobody applies to join. One Saturday the lights come up early, a bouncer points at the door, and the paperwork takes care of itself. Lifetime status follows, whether the honoree wanted it or not.

• For the whole table: Order a set for the friend group with a standing ban at one establishment and a warm welcome at the next.
• Credentials verified: Every member has a story, and at least two witnesses who disagree about it.
• Club headquarters: Modern Scoundrels, near the exit.

Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure