The Plank Club ~ Comfort Colors Tee

The Plank Club ~ Membership Is Involuntary

Nobody applies to join. One Saturday the lights come up early, a bouncer points at the door, and the paperwork takes care of itself. Lifetime status follows, whether the honoree wanted it or not.

• For the whole table: Order a set for the friend group with a standing ban at one establishment and a warm welcome at the next.
• Credentials verified: Every member has a story, and at least two witnesses who disagree about it.
• Club headquarters: Modern Scoundrels, near the exit.