The Plank Club ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
$49.99
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Designed by Damien, Founder
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The Plank Club ~ Membership Is Involuntary
Nobody applies to join. One Saturday the lights come up early, a bouncer points at the door, and the paperwork takes care of itself. Lifetime status follows, whether the honoree wanted it or not.
- For the whole table: Order a set for the friend group with a standing ban at one establishment and a warm welcome at the next.
- Credentials verified: Every member has a story, and at least two witnesses who disagree about it.
- Club headquarters: Modern Scoundrels, near the exit.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
