The Parrot Told My Mother Everything ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

Mom Found Out ~ The Bird Talked

Forty-two years old, two kids, a mortgage, and still getting a phone call that starts with 'so I heard'. The source has feathers and a view of the kitchen. Mothers have always known everything. Now at least there is an explanation.

• For grown children with a nosy household: Anyone whose mother knows about the tattoo, the job interview, and the second bottle.
• A confession she can open: Give it to her and admit the bird was right.
• Reported to Parrot Problems: Where the family intelligence network runs on crackers.

Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood